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Tweak says, "Are you in love? No? Wanna be?"

Lacey Voorhees (chocolatecosmos) wrote,
@ 2009-03-20 00:22:00

Current mood:	weird
Current music:	Bethany Joy Lenz - Halo
Entry tags:	journal post, lacey, text, wtf, wtfery, xander

The adventures of... me.
So.. right. I had my moment of wtfery. Nearly got killed. Was rescued by True Blue. Went to a hospital. Got patched up and put on pain meds.. and then while influenced by happy pills I kind of let loose with the Lacey Crazy. (Yes I have my own brand.) But.. um.. he seemed to like it. But um.. yeah.. I'll get into more about that another time.. but I will say this much... I kind of wish I had more happy pills. I mean, when else will I have the guts to pin him in a hospital bed?

Let's talk about the aftermath. Well, I got home.. My mother was waiting for me. Now see, this isn't unusual or a bad thing. However, this now meant I had to explain my condition. So what did I do? I lied my ass off. I said I fell off the roof. (That was true! It just wasn't my roof.) There were questions about who took me to the doctor.. then questions about who said person was. Suffice to say, now my mother thinks I have a secret boyfriend.

Meanwhile, I got a text from Silence. All it said was, "Oops. My bad." So I think the whole trauma thing was her fault. That or it has something to do with work. I.. I don't know.

But here's the kicker of it all. I flipped through channels on my tv. I ended up on one of the news networks. Not impressive or anything.. until a story came on. A story about Lex Luthor. As if her were real. Which he isn't. So then I thought, it has to be big viral campaign or something. Right? Wrong. How do I know this?

Because the next morning I had a copy of the Daily Planet in my newspaper box. There was a Metropolis listed in my encyclopedias. There was mentions of Superman saving.. well, I don't know what. All I know is it was Superman. Hello? It was live on my tv and it wasn't a freaking movie.

Did I mention the fact that MY FREAKING HOUSE IS NOW IN METROPOLIS?

What is my life?

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xand_harris
2009-03-20 12:36 am UTC (link)

You dont need the "happy pills" Lacey. You just have to be Lacey, he'll accept you craziness and all. Cause despite what you think and others may say...you are a catch.

Any guy would be lucky to have you in their life. Clark's even luckier now that it seems your Metropolis based now.

Glad you're okay now. After I heard what happened got worried. Lucky Blue was there huh?

Miss you busting my chops Lacey...might have to come see you in Metropolis. We can have drinks with Clark at the Ace of Clubs or something.

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chocolatecosmos
2009-03-20 01:07 am UTC (link)

Happy pills make things easier. No effort on my part. And plus they go down easier than alcohol. So nyah. But I'm kidding. Mostly. I mean I haven't touched the prescription I was given nor do I plan to. I'm not actually hurting that much anymore.

I'm not just reality displaced, but my freaking house in Metropolis now! Metropolis! Metropolis is like.. on the east coast. Jersey? New York? Something like that. I only skimmed the encyclopedia entry. I was too busy freaking out. Crap, I'm going to have to learn the geography here... I'm freaking states away from my family.. who by the way are still in Missouri. BUT.. they seem to be displaced too, except they don't think anything is off or wrong. Seriously, what the hell? How the hell can someone relocate people like this without anyone noticing?

Yeah.. Still don't get how he found me. Not that I'm not glad he didn't, because I am. Glad I mean.

Well.. you know.. I can get to the cafe again. So I guess I should actually start working again, shouldn't I.

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xand_harris
2009-03-20 06:25 pm UTC (link)

That's good. Means you're getting your strength back...and you know Sil might have zapped you better as an I'm sorry things went kooky thing. Happy you're feeling better.

Its in New York. Not far from NYC. It was established in the early 1800s as settlers...*blinks* Never mind. Its in New York. And to answer your other question, when your the goddess of chaos you can make transitions easy...ish.

I don't know how to explain the HOW, just be glad and thankful it did happen. Always good to know you have a big blue angel looking out for you. Along with others.

Work...Don't and just come and steal my fries. Whichever.

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	chocolatecosmos 2009-03-20 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	If it all was he fault (and if this is all her doing) you'd think I'd get more than a text message. ..You need to lay off the comic books, Harris ...I think I hate her. (Or love her. It's a toss up.) Yeah.. but if it keeps up, I might get used to it and that's not a good thing! That works too. Though I think I'll leave the fry stealing to Sparky. (Reply to this) (Parent)